Oh no! Your parents were infatuated with the OJ Simpson thing, and they named you after that loser. You and I are going to be shredded next year in sixth grade.
Why? Did your parents name you Whitebronco or something?
Worse. My name is Whatizit.
They named you after that blue sperm? We'd better band together and protect each other next year.
And in a few years we'll also have to take care of my kid sister. Macarena's doing ok in second grade, but when she hits middle school ...
