Take a look. Why am I playing against Sister Boom-Boom? This tournament is supposed to be for Royals only.
Well, see for yourself. He IS, after all, a drag QUEEN. Now why did you call me over?
Look what he did. He ran the hearts and I had to guard the clubs, and Cinderella had to guard the spades, so he got the 3 of diamonds at trick 13. This wasn't supposed to be a cutthroat game.
*sigh* Mr. Wimple, please don't squeeze the Charmings.
