So I shot Lincoln and took his place as the man you know as President Johnson. So now, do you know I love you?
Are you kidding? The way you fucked up the Reconstruction?
Michael goes back in time, over and over again, each time killing yet another president and taking his place, each time getting spurned by the cruel Juanita, until one day he comes to the realization:
Oh my god!
I've replaced all the presidents who ever lived. I'm the only president this country's ever had.
