Welcome to Bushwick Bill's, the largest general store in Self Lick, Indiana. Now, what kin I get you today?
A dozen ears of corn, four apples, eight paintings of Shannon Hoon nude, and a bottle of Advil, make sure it's the type that's Kosher for Passover.
Yeah, that Shannon sure is a cutie. Okey-dokey, that comes to $3429.18. Unfortunately, the price of apples has skyrocketed. But I do have some good news...
You'd better! At those ripoff prices, you'll be lucky if I don't burn your place to the ground tonight.
Hey, relax. I just saved a muleload on my auto insurance by switching to Geico.
Good move, especially since I think it was your truck I clipped in the lot on the way in here.
