Hello, this is Emily Littela reporting from the Borden Egg-Stream sports champoinships.
Looks like we have a winner here. This fine specimen has honked out a stream of 9,365 eggs in the past 2 1/2 hours. We may be seeing a new world re...
Uh, Emily, you're supposed to be covering the Xtreme Sports championships, not the Egg Stream games. You know, rock-climbing, sky-skating, Cthulhu-waking...
