I come from Venus, and would like nothing better to put on my strap-on and fuck some earth females from behind. Yes, females -- I find men's equipment too Microsoft.
Well, I'll do it, but as Oscar Wilde wrote, "True friends stab you in the front."
45 minutes later...
That was great! Worth a few thousand Starbucks! Why it gave me a General Electric feeling all over...
...Whoa, look at that bitch! Ain't she a cutie? What I'd give to be inside her!
I think Groucho Marx put it best: "Outside a dog, a man's best friend is a book. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read."
