Let's begin with a few simple questions. Why did you decide to see me?
I think the main thing, Doctor, is that I find myself spending more and more time thinking about how much I really HATE Tom Cruise.
I see. And you realize that this obsession with Tom Cruise is creeping unhealthily into your daily activities, and you seek help in learning to control it.
Oh no, no, that's not it at all.
I just know how much it would piss him off if he knew I was seeing a psychiatrist.
