OH my god, my son. Look at you, what happened to you?
I don't know, Giapetto, my nose has just shriveled up in the past week.
How come? Have you been doing anything out of the ordinary?
Can't say I have. You know I just read all the comics on stripcreator out loud, which usually takes all day, Come to think of it, it's been quicker since kaufman cut back.
Aha, I think I know what the problem is, Punocchio,
Well, tell me. Till I get my nose back, I'm all ears.