Ok, Kauf, up and at 'em! A new Cup's starting, and making the semis just ain't gonna cut it this time. Get on the floor and give me 20! Puns, not pushups, maggot!
Do your research! Current events, literary references, Shakespeare, chemical formulas, quotations in the original Greek. We need your brain on overdrive!
Simplicity, simplicity, simplicity. Clear your mind, and think of nothing.
I heard on the radio that sex the night before the big game helps the athlete's performance. Now go out and get laid! Or at least jack off, for cryin' out loud.
These guys are good. They'll post stuff so funny, you'll pee in your pants. So get to the MILLENIUM WASH AND WASH and buy their all-you-can-wash special before it's too late!!
Look at that motley crew of trainers you have. You know you're hosed! But if you sign here, I GUARANTEE victory ...
