Important notice about the future of Stripcreator (Updated: May 2nd, 2023)

  kaufman  
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by kaufman
8-13-01
Please don't take Erin; I'm all set to slip her the old formaldehyde rag this afternoon ...
ERIN, YOU WILL COME WITH ME IN PRECISELY 37 MINUTES.
I'm too young to die, for crying out loud! Just promise me you won't let Ashleigh touch my body!
Relax my dear, no hands will touch your cold, dry flesh except mine.
Meanwhile, a little tension-reliever.
Yes, I thank you for your work in cremating my dear Penelope, but what's this item on the bill about depeliation?
Look at the purity of those ashes. We won't allow any hair in there. Our motto is, A Penny urned is a Penny shaved.
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