That reminds me, I have to stop by Victoria's Secret for their back-to-school sale. My girlfriend wants me to pick up some of their "Catholic schoolgirl" flavored lingerie.
Catholic schoolgirl underthings, you say? Listen, forget those overpriced imitations. I know where you can get the genuine article for free, if you don't mind secondhand merchandise. Follow me.
Ain't she a beauty? She belongs to the Order of Santa Godiva, who along with practicing martial arts, say their prayers in the nude. Those undies are for the taking at 5:15 PM!
HI-YAAAAA!
These are great! I've rediscovered my spirituality. But do me a favor, sweetie -- next time we make love, let's do it without a condom.
She's happy, he's happy, and I'm happy. Another soul saved by Nunderwear. Eight if you count her unborn children...
