This one's for those of you out there who collect "talk like a pirate" jokes.
Arrrrrrrr, I just heard France is changing their national calendar again.
From now on, summer will consist of January 13th, February 4th, 11th and 27th; the third week of March, April 12th, even days in May, prime days in June and July, ...
the first nine days of August, Labor Day, Halloween, Thanksgiving, and Chanukah. Arrrrrrr, what do you think of that, matey?