BTC 42: Hold the Pickle!

Author: kaufman

Date: October 6, 2005

by kaufman
10-06-05
Hey, Amanora, why the long face?
You know that hot flatworm that I've been humping the last few months? Turns out the human upstairs has been boinking her too.
I didn't think you minded her sleeping around, as long as you got yours.
I don't, but I just found out she'd burrowed into a corned beef sandwich yesterday, and was accidentally eaten for lunch. Guess that proves the best laid planaria of mice and men often go in rye.
OK, that was just wrong!