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CC 57: AI (Artificial Incarceration)

by kaufman
8-27-01

In 2009, the 29th Amendment brings an end to arbitrary sentencing. Convicted criminals' fates are determined by intelligent computers.


	I firebombed six Federal buildings.


	186 years, 218 days, 5 hours and 29 minutes. No chance of parole.


	I was convicted of burglary and second-degree cruelty to animals.


	13 months, 26 days, and 35.78 seconds, with a possibility of parole April 17th.


	I tossed a banana cream pie at Bill Gates.