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by kaufman
9-03-01
New legislation a month into the Seuss administration aims at cutting down on unemployment claims.
I can't help you, I am sorry, unless you give me a rhyming story.
Those liars say my productivity slips, if I'm online all day drawing comic strips.
The nudes I sent my boss were getting hotter and hotter, but the last batch, I fear, featured his high school daughter.
As Justice of the Peace I felt duty-bound, to pronounce one couple "man and hound."
Flight attendant wasn't a good choice, I'm now understanding, not if you shriek every takeoff and landing.
My bartending career seems out of reach, though I now know White Russians aren't made with bleach.
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