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  kaufman  
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by kaufman
10-27-05
Mr. Shatner, were there any heads on the Enterprise? How did you go to the bathroom?
No, we'd just go in our pants, and Scotty would promptly beam all the offending molecules away. Far more sanitary than using a toilet.
For instance, I remember when ...
Scotty, between today's burritos and the Rigelian clap, I'm dripping pee, and about to crap a log the size of Vulcan. I need your magic fast!
I'm right on it Cap'n!
Thanks, Scotty, you're a true life saver. But just out of curiosity. what happened to all that waste I generated?
Och, I beamed the whole shit and your piddle to the Klingons' engine room, where there'll be no dribble at all!
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