Oh, I'm still struggling with writer's block. It's been a month, and I still don't know how to give this play a good, tragic ending. Maybe the bunny suit will help.
How about if Juliet, to get out of marrying, fakes her own death by taking a sleeping potion, but Romeo sees her and thinks she's dead, so he kills himself...
...and then Juliet, waking up and seeing his dead body, really does kill herself?
Too convoluted. Fuck it, I'll just give them AIDS.
