Sixkenny Opera

Author: kaufman

Date: March 26, 2006

by kaufman
3-26-06
How are we going to destroy the Death Star and save the galaxy?
It's easy. I can infiltrate and teach them all Scientology.
And when they're distracted, I'll hit a six iron right down their one vulnerable ventilation shaft.
I'll kill all the inhabitants and write PIG on the walls in blood, so they'll blame it on the blacks.
And I'll sing a high G that will simply shatter their ship.
Wait a minute, I need to apologize for this comic. Kaufman swore to me this really happened, but it turns out his memoirs were partially fabricated.