Heh, I am Borg. *hic* Prepare to be *hic* ash-ashim-ashimmulated.
Undercover Vice Squad. Lady, you are drunk. I'll have to take you in if you can't pass a sobriety test. Now what is your name?
Give me a moment. Uh, one two three four five six eig...er...Seven! of let's see...one two three *hic* where was I? two three four ... What was the question?