Hey, Srinivas, are you flaying that cow again? You know they are sacred. That's no way to achieve Nirvana. You will probably come back as a fly.
I know. But I'd rather remain on this earth, even wallowing in deep shit, than be wed to Courtney Love and shooting myself in the head for all eternity.
Please reconsider. This earthly cycle brings nothing but pain. You must escape.
Sorry, Ram, I would love to chat, but I've got some Untouchables to tickle.
