You've got to help me, Father. I am SO worried about my daughter and her spiritual development.
You are wise, my child, to have come to me for guidance. Please unburden yourself and tell me your child's troubles.
She's got a really low self image, is apathetic about everything, has no interest in her possessions or in boys, she's gone anorexic and OCD - she doesn't even sleep anymore!
Relax, my child. Your daughter's salvation is guaranteed.
Huh? It is?
Absolutely. I've never seen a mortal stray so far from the Seven Deadly Sins!
