A human residing on an island off the coast of Cape Cod was endowed with such a lengthy sex organ that he could insert it into his mouth and create a partial vacuum.
In an illogical display of emotion, he removed some foreign matter from the underside of his jaw and made the following counterfactual statement:
"If a transporter malfunction had caused one of my aural organs to be replaced by female human genitalia, I would be capable of copulation without a partner."
This comic was one of the reasons I didn't even bother entering this particular contest.
I didn't consider this comic beatable. bra-fucking-vo, sir.
posted Mar 20th, 2011 ( permalink )
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