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Celebrity Suicide Pun Hot Line #3

by kaufman
1-15-02


	Celebrity Suicide Pun Hot Line, what is your emergency?


	It's the Hapsburg heir. He jumped into a vat of bakery dough. Now I fear he's in bread!


	Celebrity Suicide Pun Hot Line, what is your emergency?


	Carly Simon slit her wrist, but I was able to suture it in time and tell that naughty blood vessel of hers, "You're sewn, vein!"


	Hello, this is Santa Claus. I've got such post-holiday depression, I think I'll take a poison suppository.


	Don't be ridiculous. Do you really want to be known as Arsenic Arse Nick?

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And We'll Have Pun, Pun, Pun (vol. 2)