At last, a native of this island! I can use my keen logical skills and find my way out of here.
Excuse me, If I were to ask the wife of an elder of the other tribe which of these roads leads away from the Island of the Scantily Clad Swedish Bikini Models, which way would she say?
Hoko naka som qiinox. Zimbut gwomia nu gijjy wossam fru. Cree dix nuxum. Olohu!
Or wait - was I supposed to ask about the elder's SECOND wife?
Wouldn't have helped. It's open season on logicians in these parts for three more weeks..
