Fly, my African pet! Swarm, sting and kill ... Hi, I'm Death. You know me, but you probably don't realize the benefits I bring to your community.
I'm the number one source of permanent pain relief, and the number one cure for overpopulation and famine.
I'm a satisfied customer. But if for some reason you're not, you can get your money and your life back, no questions asked (as long as you're Hindu or Buddhist).
Why, my services have been the top-selling gift to mimes for over thirty consecutive years. So why not try death? It won't kill you.
Well, actually, it will. But I liked the Death Club for Humans so much, I'm not just a client, I bought the farm!
