... so then a bunch more drunkards come up to me and say, "Hey, turn my water into wine too!"
So I finally had enough and turned it all into wine. The oceans, the rivers, the glaciers, everything. All the water on earth.
Of course all the fish and algae died. And best of all, the oceans were all salty and full of dead fish, so when they tried to drink it, it tasted like crap.
