kid wets bed ... jesus poisons ducks ... clango moonlights as a toaster ... maura has false teeth ... indypete wears maura's underwear ... tobor uses Viagra...
pants has a glass eye ... spigot has a paste-on beard ... deuce made a face at the dinner table when he was 7, and it stuck that way ... decepticons can't hold his liquor ...
...Manilow ... jael repairs disposals in her sleep ... brad writes buggy software ... descolada won't admit he's a successful lawyer ... wirthling sucks ...
gabe's mother writes his comics ... neovid wishes you a nice day ... spankling fears mice ... dan isn't big ... ladyj majored in conflict resolution ... kaufman's cat is stuffed ...
...splat contains Red Dye #2 ... zap is a sap ... tv gets poor channel 7 reception ... pc is a TRS-80 ... ashes contain asbestos ... and MIKE HIDES IN BONGO'S HOUSE!!!
