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Dance for me, little monkey; pun for me, my precious.

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by kaufman
2-09-02
On the 17th of March / We used to get so drunk / We'd throw up in the parking lot / Stink worse than a skunk ...
St. Patrick's Day was just an / Excuse to have green beer / Sobriety could not be found / Within miles of here!
I had another Guinness / Then Right before my eyes / St. Pat appered in boxer shorts / Hearts girding his thighs
He told us this was not how / To celebrate his day / "Remember it commemorates / How I drove the snakes away!"
If you see one around here / Put your lips around its head / Then suck out all its venom / Till it falls limp and dead.
My goodness I see a snake / Emerging from my pants / Now come on boys and kill it / And I'll do a happy dance.
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