The Truth Emerges

Author: kaufman

Date: March 2, 2002

by kaufman
3-02-02
The Orb of Infinite Truth has spoken. We know your secrets. You are still accused of crimes against humanity.
You people have mentally violated me. I want a good lawyer now, like Johnny Cochrane or maybe Alan Dershowitz.
Won't help. Kevin Costner was in "The War" with Raynor Scheine, who was in "First Kid" with Cher's ex.
What's that? I'm six degrees of separation from Kevin Bacon, but yet I'm getting the third degree for this?
Didn't you hear who I said you were THREE degrees from? Your counsel will most certainly be PRO BONO!
Then I have no hope. I'll just confess and throw myself at the court's mercy. WATERWORLD WAS MY FAULT!