You've done well, my minion. You bring winter over the land of ice cream eaters. Let them eat cake!
Your half-baked ideas shall rule. All shall rue the day Sara Lee became a wholly owned subsidiary of Betty Crocker, and the pastry market was cornered!
Now to implement our cookie grace! Twist the tentacles of the icemen. Tie them in knots forever!
Nobody doesn't like scraggly!
And they all lived happily ever after.
Help! My tentacles are being bended, Jerry. I need a pie.
My tentacles are being gerrymandered, Ben. Get me a slice too!