Oh, come now, look at the curvature. Either that planet's too small to hold him and he should go flying into space, or he's too big and the square-cube law says he can't survive!
and intelligent kangaroos run ruthless crime syndicates ...
Ok, the intelligence I can buy. But opposable thumbs? NO WAY!!!!
Woody Allen and Kathy Ireland are trying to raise a baby in the feel-good hit of the summer, DADDY'S BOY. Rated PG-13, people with IQs over 13 must be accompanied by a pedant.
On second thought, let's go to something a bit more realistic, like Collateral Damage II.