kaufman
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Dance for me, little monkey; pun for me, my precious.

TTCC Final: His obscure funeral, his means of death

by kaufman
4-22-02


	Just tell me why you did it. What made you kill my long-time partner?


	Look, I was hungry. Haven't you ever felt famished?


	But surely if there was one thing I'd taught you, it was that a hundred rotor turbines couldn't hold in a cowboy's innards by themselves.


	Well, duh! But you never told me that his innards were held in by a large waffle cone.


	And so you sucked that cone right out of his abdomen.


	Of course I did. If there's one thing I know, it's that you don't bite a cone; otherwise the ice cream may spill.