Cosmopolitan? We border on TWO magnificent Canadian provinces. Your state doesn't even touch Prince Freaking Edward Island!
What does North Dakota have but ice fishing and missile silos? We have the Badlands, Mount Rushmore, Crazy Horse, ...
... , Wall Drug, the Corn Palace -- you reek of tackiness. Our capital is named after a war hero. South Dakota's? After some wimpy French guy.
Hey, be fair. I think it was named after the discoverer's poodle.
Oh, and another thing. Did you know that for two decades, there's been tons of evidence on the Internet that North Dakota doesn't even exist? Go ahead, look it up!
