"A few months ago, at a secret meeting in Washington ..."
Mr. President, you are of course intimately aware of how the energy industry monopolistically sells its products to consumers at huge prices ...
Oil, electricity, natural gas, etc., with to date one exception. We think this ought to be corrected, so that we'll see the same profits on light energy.
Was that a helicopter I heard in the distance?
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You probably got the light brigade's bill in the mail, thought it was a joke, and ignored the charge. Thus, they began turning off your photons.
My run of bad lux was not over.
If you can ... Oh my god, I'm beginning to glow. They got me! Run for it! Run!
