The sign says this is an old Indian graveyard, and bad things will happen to anyone who disturbs it. I don't want to dig for treasure. I want to go home.
Are you chicken or something? I'm staying. I'm not afraid of any big bad spirits!
Who disturbed my place of rest? Prepare to passively resist my ectoplasm, you Anglo villain!
Waaaaaah!
The next morning
Does anybody know why Calvin isn't in school today?
I know, Miss Taylor. It's because he was getting buttraped by Gandhi's ghost all night.