So let me get this straight. You think you were abducted by aliens?
Yes, and they put a microchip in my brain that will go off if I ever quote that Wayne's World song. My flesh will be ripped from me in a catastrophic explosion.
And that's why you came to me?
Yes, Dr. Onbal. I need to know if I am imagining things. Is this the real life? Is it just fantasy?
I see. Now tell me, what was the name of that song again?