If you don't go to college, there are thousands upon thousands of jobs out there for which you'll be well qualified.
I'd like the cheeseburger value meal please.
For here, or to go? And would you like cheese on that cheeseburger?
Get a Bachelor's degree, and the number of available positions dwindles.
Hello, I'd like to interview for a position as a manager at McDonald's.
Was Commencement this weekend? You're our 965th applicant this morning!
But stay on for a graduate degree, and you'll get the big prize. A set of finely tuned talents so esoteric, nobody will have any interest in you whatsoever.
