kimhartsfield

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i am a really cool guy and i get laid a lot and stuff and i have never played dungeons and dragons. but if i did i would totally play a paladin of st. cuthbert from greyhawk and spend my summers on the nyr dyv.

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One Night in

by kimhartsfield
10-05-06


	How did it go with Sally last night, Doug?


	Like shit. We had dinner, but she bailed on the way to the club.


	Did she say anything?


	Something about a prior commitment she forgot about. Strange thing though. We made out in the booth at the restaurant. She even grabbed my dick.


	She grabbed your... Ahhh... You're tiny, aren't you. YEP!


	I'm still a man, Ted. Or a woman with a huge clit maybe. Like Chyna.

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