kimhartsfield

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i am a really cool guy and i get laid a lot and stuff and i have never played dungeons and dragons. but if i did i would totally play a paladin of st. cuthbert from greyhawk and spend my summers on the nyr dyv.

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Parlez-vous franÃ§ais?

by kimhartsfield
10-05-06


	'ello? Do you speak French, madame?


	No, I'm sorry. I don't.


	Si je devais pleurer comme un bÃ©bÃ©, de mÃªme que commun Ã mes personnes, vous me donneriez une fessÃ©e me donnez alors une bouteille ?


	You know, I lied. You are ugly and I didn't want to talk to you, so I said I didn't speak French, but I do and THAT was disgusting.


	I... I am sorry, my dear. I shall go.


	Did I say 'No'?! Get in my fucking Stratus, Kermit!

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