I can't believe it's been over twelve years since I turned down that threesome with the two goth girls at the student union.
I know! What were you thinking?
In my defense, I thought it was some kind of prank. I was expecting one of them to reveal they were Ashton Kutcher in a mask, but I'd still have to go through with it.
Whenever kramer comes around, I'm afraid to say anything, lest I startle him and make him fly off, like a rare bird. But eventually, he always flies off anyway. So it is with all things of beauty.
posted Feb 23rd, 2015 ( permalink )
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