That's a tough choice! I love both doughnuts and muffins!
What if I were to tell you that you could have both at once? That's right, I'm talking about duffins! They're a doughnut in the shape of a muffin! Or a muffin made out of doughnut!
FUCK YEAH! Why should I have to choose between doughnuts and muffins? This is the 21st century, what are we, savages?
"...the latest in a series of attacks at bakers all around the country. The man launched into a frenzy when asked to choose between two types of cake."
Did we learn nothing from the great Cronut war of 2013?
