Interfectus is about to give his explanation for why he attempted this horrible crime...
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| You is all probably wondering why I do such a thing. | |
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| Ya'll see, Tom was a very good customer of mine. All of a sudden, he stopped coming to my 'shop'. | |
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| I does a little undercover work and I finds he is getting it free at school. I is especially made to see 'im with dat Tanner bitch, she yousta be a popular asset. | |
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| Soon I is losing lotsa dough. I has to rectify the problem by screwing (get da pun as I is a pimp) up 'is life so 'e'd haf to come back to me. | |
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| Here's what I'll do for compo -free night for everyone at da 'Interfectus inn'. Sorry Elfie and Wheaten, I gots no sheep. | |
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| That is alright, kind sir. Master Wheaten and I have already planned a weekend at my farm. Our train leaves in 15 minutes. Bye everyone! | |
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