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| And I found this tube of some hippie shit that my mom must have left behind, and I can't even tell what it is, because everything at the hippie grocery sore has the same ingredients. | |
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| See, hippies find out that something is good for you, and they decide to put it in everything. They're like, "well, Aloe is good for your skin, let's put it in the toothpaste!" | |
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| My parents have been shopping at the same hippie grocery store since I was born, so like it wasn't bad enough that we were broke and I was already dorky and chubby, now I'm the hippie kid. | |
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| When it came time for lunch, the other kids are pulling normal stuff out of their paper bags, they're pulling ham sandwiches, coke, oreos, lays potato chips, all the stuff I wanted to be eating. | |
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| But that's not what I got, no I got Adams all natural peanut butter and home-made jelly sandwiches, on 13-grain bread, and I'm not exaggerating, 13 grains, that's what they used to give me! | |
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| I'd go to other kids houses and look in the freezer, and they had ice cream and popsicles, my parents have bee pollen in their freezer! I don't know what it does, but they've had it since 1982. | |
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