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by leildavid
8-09-05
There was one good thing about my parents always shopping at the hippie grocery store, they used to make me take this stuff called E'mergen-C when I was starting to feel sick, and it always worked.
And I was starting to feel a little scratch in my throat, so I decided to go buy some E'mergen-C, so I get on the internet looking for someplace that sells it, and it turns out the vitamin store does.
Which is sweet because there's a vitamin store not far from my house, so I go get dressed, and I pull a pair of pants from the bottom of my dresser that I haven't worn in a long time, and I'm like,
"Have I gained weight? Shit, I need to work out more, I should run to the vitamin store, that's what I should do." So I get on my sweat pants and I jog to the vitamin store.
I buy some protein and some work-out suppliments, and I jog home and then I turn around and go back to the vitamin store because I forgot the E'mergen-C, I finally get that and go back home.
I take all the stuff into the kitchen and I'm like, 'man, I gotta do these dishes.'
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