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The Grocery Store

by leildavid
8-11-05


	My dad was a comedian when I was a kid, and comedians never really retire, they just stop working. So he's always looking for the place to put a punchline.


	Like at the grocery store, when the checkout girl rings through all his stuff, she asks "is that everything?" and my dad says "Well it's not everything, but it's all I need right now! HA HA HA HA HA!


	And the cashier asks like it's funny, and I go home and start drinking.