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Judaism 1

by leildavid
12-02-05


	I converted to Judaism. Primarily because Jews don't have a hell, which is perfect for me.


	Because I plan on killing a lot of people.


	I actually hit kind of a road block on the road to conversion though, because of the whole circumcision thing.


	Not that I was afraid to have the surgery, it was a matter of principle, because I looked it up, and the whole reason for circumcision in Judaism is it's supposed to be a trade off.


	In excahnge for circumcision we're supposed to get Israel. What the hell kind of a trade is that? Have you seen Israel lately?


	I mean I'm no real estate mogul, but I really don't feel like that particualr territory is worth a piece of my dick.

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