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by leildavid
12-13-05
One of my driving motivations in life is to be oficially not racist. It's important that you note the phrasing there too.
Like, back in the 50's, all you had to do to be not racist was not hang black people for fun, but everything is so politically correct I just always feel like I'm on the verge of offending somebody.
Like I'll be on the train, just minding my own business, and there's a black guy on the train, and I look at him for just a second too long.
And suddenly I'm convinced that he thinks I'm thinking that word that I shouldn't be thinking, and as soon as I start thinking he's thinking it, I start thinking about it.
And that's even worse because I know he's looking at me and he can see that word bouncing around in my head.
So now I feel like apologizing, I want to tell this guy "No, I'm not thinking that, I'm just thinking how bad it would be if I were thinking that, which I'm not. I love black people."
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