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by leildavid
2-28-06
We need a lot more punishment fitting the crime in this country, and we don't have it because our justice system has no creativity.
Like the day that I finally snap and shove some guy's nextel up his ass because I can't stand the chirping anymore, that's assault, I won't argue with that.
But it'll also be humiliating for him, because you know it'll be all over the papers, and most importantly it'll be fucking funny.
So my punishment should be something that will be equally painful, humiliating, and hilarious.
Whatever it is it'll have to be televised first of all. And the sentence would be that I have to slip on a bananna peel and fall down a flight of stairs.
Or I walk out of my apartment one day, and a bucket of shit just hits me on the head.
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