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| I was also thinking about what we'd do to terrorists under my new system, because you can't kill terrorists as a punishment because they beleive they get 72 virgins when they die. | |
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| And we can't run the risk of them being right. So here's what we do: first, put them in solitary confinement for like a year, no human contact of any kind. | |
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| Then, you let them out of solitary but you still keep them isolated, you put them on an island our out in the woods somewhere, and you give them like 20 puppies and some dog training books. | |
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| And all he does all day is eat and sleep and train his dogs, the dogs are his whole life for like 3 years. | |
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| And then you go in and take all the dogs away in the middle of the night while he's sleeping. | |
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| And the next morning when he's headed out to feed them their breakfast, a bucket of shit hits him on the head. | |
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