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by leildavid
3-09-06
My parents are hippies. I know they are hippies because I have seen them naked. A lot.
I'm not just talking accidentally saw mom getting out of the shower either. I'm talking camping trips in Idaho, we set up the tent by the lake and "Come on kids, it's skinnydipping time! Be free!"
I've seen my parents naked so many times it's like the wallpaper to my brain.
And as if that wasn't enough, my father is also an artist, and he painted a nude portrait of my mother.
The painting is 4 feet by 6 feet, and my mom's only 5'4".
And the painting is creepy too, because when you're in the room with it, the nipple follows like Jesus' eyes.
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